Uncle Sam wants you… to make bad decisions patriotically.
This isn’t just a hoodie. It’s a declaration. For the ones who black out with pride, resurrect with style, and show up to the BBQ overdressed and overpoured.
🔥 Roy Blue, Team Red, White 🦴 Resurrection-grade fleece 🎇 Patriotic chaos stitched into every seam 💀 “Uncle Sam wants YOU…” print on the back ⚔️ Limited edition – no restocks, no second chances
Whether you're lighting fireworks or lighting up your demons — this is the uniform.
• 100% cotton face • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester • Front pouch pocket • Self-fabric patch on the back • Matching flat drawstrings • 3-panel hood • Blank product sourced from Pakistan
Disclaimer: This hoodie runs small. For the perfect fit, we recommend ordering one size larger than your usual size.
